Spray-on abs and shouting “I can't quit you” does not a Gosling make. Sorry, Scott: you're doing it wrong.
On last night's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney demanded more romance from Scott after watching the movie Titanic. Scott decides it's time to channel his inner Gosling by getting sprayed-on abs and memorizing lines from The Notebook. Then he gets up on a ladder, hammers some nails into the wall, and waits for the magic to happen. Magic never happened.
