The Mushroom Kingdom can now be your kingdom. This is a guide to your perfect, Mario themed life.
Frog Mario Ring
Instant Geek Cred +2. Perfect for awkward party conversation starters.
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Piranha Earrings
Once you've got the conversation rolling, don't forget to show off your earrings.
"I thought my ears needed a little more omnom, so I bought these."
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Chain Chomp Earrings
Perhaps mention how you had to choose between pairs.
"Because how do you choose between dangling omnoms?"
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1up Earrings
Of course, in the end, you chose these:
"I thought they might bring a little more life to my ears. Ha. Ha."
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