The fact that you ended up with all 25 of them at your own place of work is all the proof you will ever need of the senseless cruelty of an unforgiving universe.
This cat is pretty certain that the coffee pot refills itself.
This is the cat who is super into "Lifehacking" and "Inbox Zero" and he is always like, "I have zero emails in my inbox or whatever" and you are like, "SHUT UP CAT IF I WANT TO HAVE A MILLION EMAILS THAT I FORGOT TO DEAL WITH THEN THAT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN."
"You know what this email needs?" says this dog. "About 30 exclamation points and a smiley face."
The thing that this dog does is that he is literally incapable of not remarking on what you are looking at when he walks past your computer screen. "Oh, Facebook, huh?" "Yes, dude. I am looking at Facebook. Nailed it in one."
