Hey, at least it wasn't her hair. Plus, MIT has solved the conundrum of ketchup getting stuck in the bottle and did you know we're fighting a war in Yemen?
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 21: Nicole Richie attends the 40th Annual Fifi awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on May 21, 2012 in New York City.
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BEES! BEES! Over 10,000 BEES trap a mother and baby in their car. - [TheStir]
The elusive "Asian Unicorn" is being accidentally poached into extinction. - [GlobalPost]
Did you know we're fighting a war in Yemen? Me neither. - [Current]
You may never drink chocolate milk again now that you know WHERE on the Nesquik bunny it comes from. - [G4TV]
We could all use a motivational speech (or ten!) today. - [DogAndPonyShow]
Harry Potter responsible for hundreds of domesticated owls being abandoned by owners. Hedwig is not amused, you guys. - [Geekosystem]
MIT is working on society's hard hitting problems. Example, this new condiment lubricant that gets ALL the ketchup out of the bottle. - [FastCoexist]
The world's smallest fire truck is freakin' adorable. - [DeathAndTaxes]
Headline Story: Do we like the mullet dress guys? Yes? No? Meh? - [Celebuzz]