Mark Zuckerberg’s Dog Has A Few Things To Say About Facebook’s Stock

Beast told Mark he would've been a great CFO, and now look what happened.

Mark, you can't distract me with steak. We're down five points.

Mark, you can't distract me with steak. We're down five points.

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The market is a cruel mistress.

The market is a cruel mistress.

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I've spent, like, five nights in a row investigating our derivatives. IT'S A DISASTER.

I've spent, like, five nights in a row investigating our derivatives. IT'S A DISASTER.

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You want to know what would be a good birthday present? Help me unload 50% of my shares.

You want to know what would be a good birthday present? Help me unload 50% of my shares.

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