Looks like Justin Bieber's got some competition!
In a new Funny or Die video, "Fifty Shades of Blue," Bieber's love Selena Gomez finds herself inexplicably drawn to housepainter Carl Blue (played by Nick Kroll)--despite his persistent, phlegmy cough, forehead boils, and questionable hygiene.
Just before Blue's arrival, Gomez, 19, leafs through the hit erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey.
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"Who is this gorgeous guy in front of me?" the actress wonders to herself in a voiceover as Blue stands on her doorstep. "His eyes were staring deep in to mine. I could feel my cheeks getting flushed."
"Smells like cat food in here," Blue interjects, coughing.
At one point, the head-over-heels actress follows Blue out to his van--and unsuccessfully attempts a seductive stare, wistfully chewing on her lip.
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"Why are you biting your lip like that?" the oblivious workman asks, before tossing her a paint can. "Watch out--it'll start bleeding."
Click to watch the hilarious Fifty Shades of Grey parody!
