Today is Bono's birthday. In honor of him, please enjoy this 50 Shades of Grey inspired fanfic.
Don’t look at me like that, you know what you did. Those big blue eyes will get you nowhere. How can I forgive this? Stop with that luscious lower lip. No, I don’t want to taste it. You didn’t consider my feelings at all. Stop batting your eyelashes at me….I’m livid that you shrunk my favorite sweater in the dryer……
You’re watching two squirrels chase each other in the yard with amused interest. You grab my hand to show me the patterns they run. Your childlike wonder never ceases to turn me on.
When you take your shirt off during a song, I see the mark I left on you last night. Passion overtook me, and I lost myself in the moment. Tonight, I will trace it with my fingers and lips - ever so gently.
This sofa is where you first held my hand. This sofa is where you sang me your first song. This sofa is where you kissed me for the first time. It was here where we took each others innocence on a warm summer night so many years ago.
