Be happy you aren't these horses.
"I've been stuck for three days, no one has bothered to help"
"Does this mean they want me to be extinct? What does this mean?"
Source: midweststalliondirectory.com / via: centrepedal.blogspot.com
"Hi, I can't see a damn thing with these balloons."
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"Yeah, I won a bunch of medals but you tacked them ALL OVER MY FACE"
Source: saidthegramophone.com