Everything about that headline is dead serious. One Direction were on tour in Australia when Liam Payne and Harry Styles took the opportunity to cuddle with a koala named Kat. Kat urinated on the boy crooners , which become worrisome when they discovered 80% of koalas have the STD chlamydia.
But don't worry...transmission to humans is extremely unlikely. Maybe licking a furry bag of chlamydia wasn't the best idea, Harry Styles.
Via: thesun.co.uk
“I’m genuinely scared. This is worrying. I’d have never picked the thing up if I’d known.” — Potentially Chlamydia-Infected Member Of One Direction, Liam Payne.
Via: thesun.co.uk
The Incident Presumably Looked Something Like This
