He also provided a decent case against Google Glasses (that people wearing them will get hit by a car) but won me over with the Ryan Gosling filter.
"A billion dollars? ...of money? For a thing that kind of ruins your pictures? The only instagram worth a billion dollars would be an app that instantly gets you a gram of uncut, columbian, black ...coffee."
How funny was 'Senior Youth Correspondent' Jessica Williams, by the way?