Just as Jets Fans were coming to terms with having the football Jesus on their team, ESPN's Adam Schefter reported that “Denver and Jets have encountered hangup in language in Tim Tebow's contract that could nullify trade.” (The Broncos maintain that the Jets agreed to the deal and that it's not Denver's fault they didn't read it. No seriously .) Thankfully I carry a copy of Tebow's contract on me at all times (reading it gives me strength), and I was able to find the troublesome language.
(Reuters / BRIAN SNYDER)
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