Stop encouraging him! Also, did you know eating cats is a misdemeanor in California? These and other Buzz that flew under the radar await your clicking pleasure.
Man fined for eating cats, because cats are pets. Oooo, rabbit! Om nom nom. - [WeirdNews]
Miley Cyrus adds another tattoo to her growing collection. - [Celebuzz]
24 TV shows producers must have hated because that's the only explanation for these line-up changes. - [AVClub]
The President's secret army is watching you. Uncross your legs and get your left hand off your face. - [MentalFloss]
College students do math and stuff to figure out how much it would cost to build the Death Star. - [DeathAndTaxes]
Latino Mormons...wait, what, okay...speak out against Romney. - [FoxNews]
Spooky cloud looks like a UFO mated with a jellyfish. - [TheAwl]
Peggy Olsen and 35 other celebrities you didn't know were Scientologists. - [CoedMagazine]
Man has pet buffalo stand in as best man at his wedding. Because that's a thing people with lots of human friends do. - [GlobalPost]
Headline Story: Today I learned Rihanna's real name is Robyn. Also, she needs an intervention. - [WWTDD]