Sloths are like the Ryan Gosling of the animal world , but are slow lorises slowly - very slowly - surpassing their popularity? Here's evidence suggesting the superiority of slow lorises.
Slow Lorises Are More Ticklish Than Sloths
Have You Ever Even Seen a Sloth With a Tiny Umbrella?
Slow Lorises Make Slow Passionate Love
Sloths just aren't as into it.
Slow Lorises Have a Toxic Bite
It's a deterrent to predators, and the toxin is also applied to the fur during grooming as a form of protection for their infants.