So now you can know what LeBron, Kobe, and company are actually like thanks to these totally real and not at all made up quotes.* Again, definitely, totally real.
LeBron James Will Have The Best Statistical Season Of His Career And Still Not Win The MVP
LeBron James is murdering the NBA this season, but no one is going to care until he shows he can do it in the playoffs. If the Thunder stay hot Kevin Durant will get it. If they don't, the voters will do everything they can to give it to someone else, even though LeBron is doing everything he can to make them like him again. Seriously guys he's so sorry about last year, he might even consider going back to Cleveland. And of course no one would consider doing that unless they felt like they had to.*
*I am a bitter Clevelander, who doesn't appreciate LeBron's pandering.
Jeremy Lin Will Lead The Knicks To The Playoffs Only To Disappoint The Crazy New York Fans By Losing Early
It's great that Jeremy Lin has Knicks fans believing, but if they end up facing the Heat or Bulls in the first round, which is a looming possibility, their time in the post season will be brief.
Zach Randolph Will Come Back From Injury And Lead The Grizzlies To The Western Conference Finals
I love that this guy turned into this guy. It's totally possible that Zach Randolph was abducted by aliens two years ago and replaced by a robot who plays a mean power forward.
Javale McGee Will Throw Down One Of The Most Spectacular Breakaway Dunks Of The Season With One Major Drawback
JaVale McGee is the absolute best. He planked during an exhibition game last summer. He ran down to play defense last week during a Wizards offensive possession. He is going to make John Wall the first player to have a heart attack during a game. I don't think I could love him more.
